Bruises

I don't think I have ever had so many bruises for so long before in my life. I was a pretty banged-up little kid from playing outside a lot, but this is slightly ridiculous. They extend all the way around my legs and all the way up. The photos hardly do justice to the true nature, color, swell, and hue of the marks. What, you may ask, are they from? The show! I have no clue how I got some of them. The ones on my feet (not pictured) are from being stepped on by baseball cleats, some are from places in the choreography where I'm either kneeling or sliding around on the floor (it's a show about baseball), and the three big nasty ones are from when I ran into a television set piece back stage in the dark. The others, I couldn't tell you. Below, I have a picture of the full effect, then the right and left legs alone, respectively. Hopefully they will heal before someone asks if I'm being abused.